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HEY! All you women that say you want geeks: where were you in high school, when I was wearing t-shirts that were two sizes too large, mastering my craft at Mario Kart 64, and getting into wrestling matches in school, complete with finishers? You weren’t throwing yourselves at me then, and, well, you still aren’t throwing yourselves at me. SO THERE.
where was i in high school? throwing myself at dudes like you. doubleplus good for my high school self if the dudes like you were also questioning their sexuality.
Yeah, I was busy dating guys like you from IRC back in high school. I guess technically I still am since that was the only way I knew Jason years before we got together. I am so lame.
